Didn’t your mother ever tell you about ink poisoning!?

Didn’t your mother ever tell you about ink poisoning!?

Sometimes I see a picture and have no words.

Sometimes I see a picture and have no words.

Yeah man, that’s like the worst thing ever.

Yeah man, that’s like the worst thing ever.

I too enjoy crawling around my house in a full leopard suit. Together we shall roam the wilds. 

I too enjoy crawling around my house in a full leopard suit. Together we shall roam the wilds. 

Pink Spongebob. Pink. Spongebob.

Pink Spongebob. Pink. Spongebob.

I try to stay away from nudity, but this guy legit uploaded a picture of his ass.

I try to stay away from nudity, but this guy legit uploaded a picture of his ass.

This just in: Scientists discover hair is the key to happiness.

This just in: Scientists discover hair is the key to happiness.

Apologies in advance for the nightmares. 

Apologies in advance for the nightmares. 

I am offended and appalled.

I am offended and appalled.

I’m lost in your eyes…

I’m lost in your eyes…